Whatsapp Status

When you eat a banana, never ever make eye contact.
The reason I’m fat coz a thin body could not handle my personality.
While you’re looking for a Remote… You don’t trust anybody.
God’s really great & creative… Just look at me!
Am fantaastic as I drink Fantaa.
People now-a-days look for WiFi rather than a Wife.I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Dead or alive, you are coming with me. 
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek

"Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe 

 While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.
The best place to fart is a Zoo – Funny Whatsapp status.
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!
A relationship in which a person is always right & the other is Husband – Marriage.
You can switch off a mobile phone but not a girl friend.
Funny whatsapp status ideas – Love may be blind but neighbors aren’t… Be careful.
My attitude strictly depends on who you’re.
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80% boys don’t have brain while the rest don’t have girl friends.
I love my life and You’re my life.
Your beauty may fade over time but personality doesn’t.
76. Blocked some numbers… If you read this you’re lucky!
Others Insult and Wife always looks good.
Where there’s a WILL, there are RELATIVES.
My attitude depends on how you’re with me.
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How you see yourself if important.
Silence is the best powerful scream.
A bad day doesn’t mean a bad life.
Live your life without worrying about your age.
My attitude is my style…
Be yourself instead of blindly following others.
When you remixx a remix… It’ll become normal.
I was driving Bentley and suddenly my alarm woke me up.

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there. 

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. 
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor. 
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not. 
His story is History, My Story is Mystery. 
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

Sometimes my internet is so slow that it could be faster to just visit the Google office. 
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So what if I'm single? 99% of socks are too but they don't complain or cry about it.
The best way to get rid of your office problems is to blame the guy who can't speak English.
Well everything here on this planet is expensive, but every year I travel around the sun for free.